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I would’ve failed every class.
His classes would have a thirteen year waiting list.
i would’ve “passed his class” if you know what i mean
Riding his face like it was Secretariat at the Kentucky Derby doesn’t count as “passing”. Otherwise, his wife would have earned her PhD long ago.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via cecilia-rayne)
that’s me ladies *waits for the flocking to begin
^ Me too brotha!!! B)
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- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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